Justin Bieber... So much hate!

Now don’t get me wrong, I do hate Justin Bieber; and if anyone asked me why, I would inform them how his music is awful and destroying the industry, jumping up on some high horse as if I give a crap. Then desperately make it look as if I’m trying to help him, by informing the world that if his life continues this way he will end up losing it like Britney, or LindsayLohan. Really I couldn’t care less; but I was thinking earlier today why? Why did I automatically think TWAT when I saw a story about him crashing his Ferrari F430, and it suddenly became so obvious.....

Jealousy, I and the majority of the world’s male population are Jealous of a 17 year old. It’s ridiculous, he is the butt of every joke, and disliked by millions; and I after having this realisation have decided, fair enough. We should be allowed to hate him, I’m 20 have only owned one car which was a Renault Clio, am currently in my overdraft and am not going out with an attractive celebrity.  Whereas he 3 years my Junior has a selection of super cars, his own house, a career earning him millions and thousands of adoring female fans. Does he really care if a few guys don’t like him?

 

So I say let the hate continue, for the sake of the common man; allow us to justify our existence by hating on someone who has achieved more than we are likely to ever manage. Let us believe in our own screwed up way we are better than him, because come on, admit it, he is a little Twat.  

Chris Brown. The world's luckiest Cunt.

Now I am no feminist by any stretch of the imagination, I think people should just play the hand they are dealt and get on with their life. But the other day I was reminded of something, Chris Brown, who had an apparently “Awesome VMA Performance” is still famous! The Phrase “What the fuck” has never been more apt. It literally boggles my mind that a man who beat his then girlfriend (Rihanna) is still allowed on TV without a disclaimer, informing viewers of his prior actions and how his views are likely to offend your ear drums. 

 If anyone, from his mainly female fan base are now reading this thinking “Poor Chris. His life wasn’t easy” or “We're all human we all make mistakes”.  I can happily inform you this wasn’t a one off; remember his This Morning America interview, when after being asked about his restraining order against Rihanna, he trashed his dressing room, smashed a window with a chair, ripped his top off and exited the building! And we can be fairly sure there have been other incidents of this nature that have been kept under wraps.

Obviously Chris Brown himself angers me but what pisses me off to a similar extent is how the general public and celebrities are acting as if none of this has happened, blindly forgiving a man who clearly has severe issues. With the exception of Jay Z (who refused to clap or smile) everyone in the VMA crowd was going wild for Brown’s performance. How has our society reached a point where a man can beat his girlfriend and have stories/pictures publicly released about it and then receive basically no punishment, I’m all for forgiveness but not when the person doesn’t change. I guess my point is, it scares me to think that Chris Brown is now back in the celebrity forefront and being idolised by so many teenagers, when there is clearly something fundimentally wrong with the man.

So the only advice I can offer you is this. Next time you hear or see someone listening to,  playing or purchasing anything Chris Brown, just punch them in the face (whether they're male or female)because apparently no one gives a shit.

Hurricane Irene! She'll blow you like a Prostitute on Acid.

Hurricane Irene, this huge weather system is considered to be America’s biggest Hurricane threat in years. As a Brit I have no concept of extreme weather conditions;  our docile Island avoids basically everything, although we will insist on making an impressive fuss over a slight gale, a bit a snow or an ash cloud, ye you remember that the news reported it like it was fkin, WW3. Anyway the real problem right now is in the US this monstrous hurricane is set to move across Miami and Florida and being a category 3-4 storm the potential is scary.  For those of you not in the know (like me before I goggled it) a cat4 storm is one with winds between 131-155 mph, basically it will blow you like a prostitute on acid, so either get out of there or keep your wits about you. As the hurricane moves further down the East coast it’s predicted to drop to a cat2 (96-110mph) allot safer but still you may wana super glue your Toupee on.  Currently Irene has just hit Puerto Rico and left it in a state of emergency and although everything above is just based on predictions I hope everyone involved  takes the threat seriously and deals with it in the best way they can.

Catch the Pigeon! nab him jab him stab him grab him...

Who knew Dick Dastardly and Muttley had a Yahoo account, and that they suffer from severe Dyslexia.

Libya, It's only just begun.

I don't claim to be any great font of knowledge on war, invasion the demolition of some regimes and the rise of others, but I have noticed this. Getting the big guy to step down whether it's Gaddafi, Saddam or Egypt's Mubarak doesn't seem to be the most trialling part, yes it takes huge courage and determination to put your life on the line and fight for what you believe in, but all in all that appears to be the easier bit. Egypt’s, Mubarak stepped down in February, it's now August and things don't appear to be getting better; the countries still under military rule with talks of a second up-rising varying groups of people all with varying views of which direction the country should head. And everyone knows the case in Iraq although forces managed to capture Saddam and claimed to have the city “secure” within a year, it’s now 2011 (7’ish years on) and yes it's better, but to what extent? Anyway I suppose my point is without continuation of the media spotlight on Libya and a clear plan for the country, it is scary to think what could happen and how long it could take, forming a government isn't an easy task especially when there are so many people grabbing for that power and a vast array of views on how the country should be run. I hope everything goes smoothly and I’m just being cynical but I fear it will not; what do you think?

The Addiction of Winnie The Pooh.

I sat pondering what would drive a Bear to the edge, to the level of honey addiction neccessary for him to risk life for his poison; and then it came to me. Being imprissoned within a mere 100acres with a retarded donkey, anoyingly arrogant owl, a tiger with ADHD and a small child is probably it. A.A.Milne what have you created!

Al-Qaida, Their Really Pissed Now!

 Al-Qaida recently released a statement informing the world they will be carrying out "100 attacks" across the country, starting in the middle of the Muslim holy holiday with the aim of exacting revenge for the death of Osama bin Laden. Another aggressive statement which makes headlines across the world but here's the thing; I was under the impression that Al-Qaida are always attempting to harm their enemy's with attacks, were they just about to surrender and this thing with Bin Laden really spurred them on to continue the fight. No as far as I'm aware they are continually trying to attack their enemies and Bin Laden's death just gives them an opportunity to do some shit they were gna try anyway in his name, and hopefully it will all go tits up and they fail Rubber Dingy Rapids style!

Brad and Angelena spend, £15,000 all for a trip to Glasgow

£15,000 to rent out an entire train from London to Glasgow! That to the normal reader may seem slightly ridiculous but when you are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently not. As it happens I have been on the London Glasgow train many times once I even managed to get a first class ticket, amazing free food, drinks, great service, all in all an amazing few hours. But obviously one first class carriage couldn't suffice, no an entire train is needed. Although to be fair I'm not up to date on how many kids they have managed to accrue over the past few years, maybe a train is necessary to hold the 3rd world nursery that is their family. OK a tad harsh, but now for the interesting bit; for any of the celeb obsessed out there if you do wish to go and stalk your idol's they are now staying in a 100 acre estate which contains your standard 16th century mansion, in the Ayrshire hills. So hop on the London-Glasgow train if you can’t afford to rent your own and go give those celebs some well deserved attention. 

He may have Fucked of for Fame and Fortune! But he's still got a point...

Russell Brand recently wrote and article for the Guardian about the Riots in London. It says what I and hopefully many others are thinking.
I to share a similar opinion to that of Mr Brand, I belive that the destruction and devistation caused by members of our Nation is intolerable and in every way wrong but the damage to property is no longer the problem. Although punishment for those involved is neccessary it is now vital we look beyond the destruction caused, and ask, why have people done this? How have we not noticed the varying morality of people within our own country. Some see it as fine to burn people houses, shops and livelehoods to the ground, whilst others selflessly unite to clean up the mess. How can people who are supposidly brought up with the same national education and within the same country hold such different opinions on what is and isn't acceptable. This is the pressing issue and something I don't have the answers to;  but it is something that needs to be considered.

First Post, Groundbreaking! Kinda.

First Post, Groundbreaking! Kinda. I called this Blog "The News Kinda" because although I fully intend to talk about the news it is such an ambiguous term I've put the "Kinda" there to fall back on, so if anyone does choose to comment; talking about how my views on cross dressing extreme ironers doesn't constitute as news I can inform him/her that it, sort of kinda is news. In the coming weeks and months I hope to talk about everything and anything that interests me, with the possibility of this linking to a youtube series as well.
Well there we go my first somewhat brief post complete without a single mention of the news, I leave you with a link to the urban definition of "kinda" for anyone who has read these mumblings with complete misunderstanding.