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Wednesday 24 August 2011

Hurricane Irene! She'll blow you like a Prostitute on Acid.


Hurricane Irene, this huge weather system is considered to be America’s biggest Hurricane threat in years. As a Brit I have no concept of extreme weather conditions;  our docile Island avoids basically everything, although we will insist on making an impressive fuss over a slight gale, a bit a snow or an ash cloud, ye you remember that the news reported it like it was fkin, WW3. Anyway the real problem right now is in the US this monstrous hurricane is set to move across Miami and Florida and being a category 3-4 storm the potential is scary.  For those of you not in the know (like me before I goggled it) a cat4 storm is one with winds between 131-155 mph, basically it will blow you like a prostitute on acid, so either get out of there or keep your wits about you. As the hurricane moves further down the East coast it’s predicted to drop to a cat2 (96-110mph) allot safer but still you may wana super glue your Toupee on.  Currently Irene has just hit Puerto Rico and left it in a state of emergency and although everything above is just based on predictions I hope everyone involved  takes the threat seriously and deals with it in the best way they can.

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