The Addiction of Winnie The Pooh.

I sat pondering what would drive a Bear to the edge, to the level of honey addiction neccessary for him to risk life for his poison; and then it came to me. Being imprissoned within a mere 100acres with a retarded donkey, anoyingly arrogant owl, a tiger with ADHD and a small child is probably it. A.A.Milne what have you created!

Al-Qaida, Their Really Pissed Now!

 Al-Qaida recently released a statement informing the world they will be carrying out "100 attacks" across the country, starting in the middle of the Muslim holy holiday with the aim of exacting revenge for the death of Osama bin Laden. Another aggressive statement which makes headlines across the world but here's the thing; I was under the impression that Al-Qaida are always attempting to harm their enemy's with attacks, were they just about to surrender and this thing with Bin Laden really spurred them on to continue the fight. No as far as I'm aware they are continually trying to attack their enemies and Bin Laden's death just gives them an opportunity to do some shit they were gna try anyway in his name, and hopefully it will all go tits up and they fail Rubber Dingy Rapids style!

Brad and Angelena spend, £15,000 all for a trip to Glasgow

£15,000 to rent out an entire train from London to Glasgow! That to the normal reader may seem slightly ridiculous but when you are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently not. As it happens I have been on the London Glasgow train many times once I even managed to get a first class ticket, amazing free food, drinks, great service, all in all an amazing few hours. But obviously one first class carriage couldn't suffice, no an entire train is needed. Although to be fair I'm not up to date on how many kids they have managed to accrue over the past few years, maybe a train is necessary to hold the 3rd world nursery that is their family. OK a tad harsh, but now for the interesting bit; for any of the celeb obsessed out there if you do wish to go and stalk your idol's they are now staying in a 100 acre estate which contains your standard 16th century mansion, in the Ayrshire hills. So hop on the London-Glasgow train if you can’t afford to rent your own and go give those celebs some well deserved attention. 

He may have Fucked of for Fame and Fortune! But he's still got a point...

Russell Brand recently wrote and article for the Guardian about the Riots in London. It says what I and hopefully many others are thinking.
I to share a similar opinion to that of Mr Brand, I belive that the destruction and devistation caused by members of our Nation is intolerable and in every way wrong but the damage to property is no longer the problem. Although punishment for those involved is neccessary it is now vital we look beyond the destruction caused, and ask, why have people done this? How have we not noticed the varying morality of people within our own country. Some see it as fine to burn people houses, shops and livelehoods to the ground, whilst others selflessly unite to clean up the mess. How can people who are supposidly brought up with the same national education and within the same country hold such different opinions on what is and isn't acceptable. This is the pressing issue and something I don't have the answers to;  but it is something that needs to be considered.

First Post, Groundbreaking! Kinda.

First Post, Groundbreaking! Kinda. I called this Blog "The News Kinda" because although I fully intend to talk about the news it is such an ambiguous term I've put the "Kinda" there to fall back on, so if anyone does choose to comment; talking about how my views on cross dressing extreme ironers doesn't constitute as news I can inform him/her that it, sort of kinda is news. In the coming weeks and months I hope to talk about everything and anything that interests me, with the possibility of this linking to a youtube series as well.
Well there we go my first somewhat brief post complete without a single mention of the news, I leave you with a link to the urban definition of "kinda" for anyone who has read these mumblings with complete misunderstanding.